Sex on Bikes! + Giveaway

Fellow Loveswept Author Ruthie Knox joins us today to talk about her debut novel Ride With Me, coming next month from Random House digital!

When I first had the idea to write a sexy romance novel set on the TransAmerica Trail—a forty-two-hundred mile paved bike route that crosses the United States from Virginia to Oregon—I was so overcome with giddiness at the idea of getting to put bikes in a book, I didn’t think it all the way through. I neglected to consider that I’d just given myself a rather intimidating mandate: I was going to have to make bikes sexy.

I mean, it’s all very well if you’re Jessica Scott, and you write about men who wear boots and carry guns and blow shit up. Women are conditioned from birth to find guys like that hot. Cyclists, on the other hand? Not so much. And it’s all the these fellows …

I know. I know.

But I was undaunted. I would bring the sexy back to cycling. I had the power! And anytime I felt faint of heart, I just reminded myself that the Venn diagram of “cycling” and “sex” does have overlap.

See? His name is Lance Armstrong.

Or, wait, no. Diagrams are too brainy. I’m supposed to use more pictures. How about this? Does this do it for you?

Eddy Mercx was also quite the hottie back in the day, what with his sideburns and that sweetie-pie-Elvis face. Plus, his name has an “x” in it, which makes him automatically sexy.

Point being, yes, okay, cycling isn’t our manliest sport. It’s got the grunting and the sweating, but it’s also got the spandex shorts, the helmets, and products with names like “Butt Butter.”

For me to make this bicycling romance novel thing work, I needed guidelines. So I made myself a little index card, and I propped it up on my monitor.

Here are Ruthie’s Rules of the Road:

(1) The hero may not wear spandex or engage in any kind of gearhead weenery.

(2) The hero may putter around bare-chested in the sun, getting grease on his hands as he tunes the heroine’s derailleur.*

*Bow-chicka-bow-bow.

(3) The hero may not drink any liquids from a tube or be seen fretting about hydration levels or eating power bars.

(4) The hero may drink beer and eat burritos. (See? Manly!)

(5) The hero must wear both helmets—because safe sex is important, but so is making sure you don’t leak gray matter all over the pavement after you get hit by a logging truck.**

**Corollary to Rule 5: The writer need not mention either sort of helmet more than once or twice, so as to make it easy on the reader to conveniently forget all about them.

(6) The hero may not make use of any products designed to “prevent chafing.” No butt lubricants were employed in the writing of this book.**

**NB: The writer is still laughing five minutes after having typed that sentence.

(7) The hero may pound his tent stakes into the ground with a giant rock, all caveman-like.

And, finally, the rule that trumps them all—

(8) The hero may make up for any perceived deficiencies by being astonishingly good at tent sex. Like, seriously gifted, people. He’ll prove it to you. Repeatedly.

BOOK DESCRIPTION
Ride with Me, available from Loveswept on February 13, 2012!

In this fun, scorching-hot eBook original romance by Ruthie Knox, a cross-country bike adventure takes a detour into unexplored passion. As readers will discover, Ride with Me is not about the bike!

When Lexie Marshall places an ad for a cycling companion, she hopes to find someone friendly and fun to cross the TransAmerica Trail with. Instead, she gets Tom Geiger — a lean, sexy loner whose bad attitude threatens to spoil the adventure she’s spent years planning.

Roped into the cycling equivalent of a blind date by his sister, Tom doesn’t want to ride with a chatty, go-by-the-map kind of woman, and he certainly doesn’t want to want her. Too bad the sight of Lexie with a bike between her thighs really turns his crank.

Even Tom’s stubborn determination to keep Lexie at a distance can’t stop a kiss from leading to endless nights of hotter-than-hot sex. But when the wild ride ends, where will they go next?

BIO

Ruthie Knox figured out how to walk and read at the same time in the second grade, and she hasn’t looked up since. She spent her formative years hiding romance novels in her bedroom closet to avoid the merciless teasing of her brothers and imagining scenarios in which someone who looked remarkably like Daniel Day Lewis recognized her well-hidden sex appeal and rescued her from middle-class Midwestern obscurity. After graduating from Grinnell College with an English and history double major, she earned a Ph.D. in modern British history that she’s put to remarkably little use.

These days, she writes contemporary romance in which witty, down-to- earth characters find each other irresistible in their pajamas, though she freely admits this has yet to happen to her. Perhaps she needs more exciting pajamas. Ruthie abhors an epilogue and insists a decent romance requires at least three good sex scenes.

GIVEAWAY
One lucky commenter will be randomly chosen to win a digital copy of Ride with Me. Winners will pick up their copy through Net Galley. Good luck to all!

18 comments for “Sex on Bikes! + Giveaway

  1. Melinda H.
    January 31, 2012 at 2:21 am

    Don't know if this giveaway has already happened or not but would love to win a copy. I'll read it either way. He sounds like my kind of dude.

  2. Jolene A
    January 19, 2012 at 7:06 pm

    lol loved the pics. Sounds like a great read and I cannot wait to read it!!!

    june111(at)att(dot)net

  3. vanillaorchids69
    January 19, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    Oh my gosh, I laughed out loud and giggled (and most likely blushed) throughout this post. :) Thank you for that!!
    I would definitely love to read Ride with Me. Thanks for the chance to win it.

    Pam
    vanillaorchids69(at)gmail(dot)com

  4. Patti P
    January 19, 2012 at 9:14 am

    Ok so last summer my hubby started talking about riding bikes to get healthy. He even bought me one. I need to read this so I can make the biking=sex connection and then he will be happy…and so will I (eyebrow wiggle) lol
    musicalfrog at comcast.net

  5. January 17, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    Hi Ruthie!
    CONGRATS on your upcoming debut novel!!! Sounds and looks like a great read!

    yadkny@hotmail.com

  6. desitheblonde
    January 16, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    wiw you got talent and got some hot looking men wow hoo
    thanks for the lookie and i would love to read

  7. January 16, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    #5 just about killed me :) Not sure about burritos and beer and bikes – that could get pretty messy unless he can sprint his way to a porter potty. This entire post was utterly hilarious, and the pictures … oh my! SOLD!

  8. Amber
    January 16, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    LOL Thanks for sharing! Book's going on my wishlist!
    -Amber
    goodblinknpark@yahoo.com

  9. Amanda
    January 15, 2012 at 11:34 am

    I have already added this to me wish list on my brand new Nook Tablet, but I am hoping to win a copy so I can read it sooner! This book has caught my attention since I saw it on another site!

  10. Elena
    January 13, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    Hmmm, tent sex. Well….am hoping not in a campground. Repeatedly…ok

  11. ebarrettwrites
    January 13, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    Hilarity! Loved this. Tom is, indeed, very manly.

  12. Joy
    January 13, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    Can't wait to read "Ride with Me"! Loved the guidelines!!!

  13. Trina
    January 13, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Nothing like a good book about hot sexy men & a glass of wine to curl up by the fire with durring these cold winter's in Oregon.

    • January 13, 2012 at 2:53 pm

      And, for a bonus, Trina, the first third or so of the book is set in Oregon! ;)

  14. jennylynwrites
    January 13, 2012 at 10:07 am

    Here's where my mind is this morning. I read #7 and totally took that as a sexual innuendo. Yep, gutter brain, but it's Ruthie's fault because of #2 and #8. She sort of guides you there, which of course is the sign of a good writer, even with lists. Hee! I can't wait to read this.

    • January 13, 2012 at 11:06 am

      Hahaha! No, I wasn't imagining Tom pounding stakes into the ground with his . . . you know. But now I am. Thanks for the visual!

  15. TrishJ
    January 13, 2012 at 9:52 am

    LOL. Have never read a book about cross country biking. Thanks for the giveaway.

  16. January 13, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Still rolling over helmets and butt lube Ruthie…clearly, I am not a member of the mature reading audience group… :) thanks for the mid-morning giggle fit! :)

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